So I'm sure you're all aware of the story. There have been many films and tv series' about the mysterious plants and their craving for human flesh. This particular film hails from 1963 and stars Howard Keel (yeah, that guy from Dallas). The film opens with a voice over giving us a brief explanation of carnivorous plants, presumably for anyone who has been living under a rock and who doesn't believe that such things actually exist. Then the voice over informs us about a new species of carnivorous plant that came to earth on meteorites during "The Day of the Triffids". Cue overly dramatic music and opening credits that go on for three bloody minutes.
After the agonisingly long credits, the voice over goes on to tell us that cities all over the world are witnessing unprecedented numbers of meteor showers. Thankfully these meteors all burn up in the earth's atmosphere before hitting the earth. We then cut to the "Royal Botanic Gardens" (we know this because the sign tells us so). It's night time, and as the meteors light up the sky above, the security guard for the gardens is doing his rounds. He returns to his little office, and as he's having a sandwich and a cuppa a triffid comes along and decides to have him as a midnight snack.
Meanwhile we see Howard Keel in a hospital bed with his eyes bandaged. He's pretty keen to have the bandages removed, but the doctor and nurse tell him that he must wait until 8 o'clock the next morning. He asks the nurse if she's really as pretty as people say she is. But of course she doesn't fall for it. She tells him that by this time tomorrow he'll be back on board his ship in Southampton and ready for duty. So now at least we learn that Howard is in the merchant navy. We're not told so, but presumably he suffered an eye injury while at work.
We're then shown an exterior shot of a lighthouse, again as meteors light up the sky above. There's a couple living in the lighthouse. We learn that the couple are both marine biologists doing research there. We also lean that although it was the guy's idea to go there in the first place, he is now thoroughly sick of life there and wants to get back to civilisation.
Back at the lighthouse the expected supply ship is late. The couple listen to the radio, and an emergency message says that the entire population of England appears to have been afflicted with blindness after watching the meteor shower from the previous night. The message goes on to say that they are trying to set up a rescue centre, and that all those who can still see are urged to report to Devonport dockyard. Oh yeah, and watch out for flesh eating plants that can uproot themselves and wander about too. The couple realise that they're a bit stranded.
Back in London Howard's got his navy gear on and decides to go for a wander. The streets of London are quiet, apart from the odd crashed car and blind people stumbling about all over the place. Howard decides to go to the train station. A train, presumably driven by a blinded driver, ploughs straight into the buffers at full speed. As blinded passengers stagger out of the train, Howard sees a school girl who can clearly still see. He rescues her from the crowd and they leave the station. Howard asks the girl, Susan, how she escaped being blinded. She tells him she's running away from her boarding school and was hiding in the luggage car of the train. They find an abandoned car and head out of London. They have an encounter with a triffid but they're able to make their escape. They head to the dockyard where Howard's ship is currently docked. They go to the bridge and pick up several distress calls in various languages from ships whose crews have been stricken blind. There's also a distress call from a passenger plane that's running out of fuel. Sadly there's nothing that can be done and the plane crashes and explodes close by. Howard and Susan then set sail in a small boat, leaving the burning dock behind them.
Back at the lighthouse the woman is convinced that she just saw a triffid outside. The couple go outside to investigate but find nothing. They come back inside, lock the door, and rather predictably the triffid is standing right behind them. The woman stands there screaming while it attacks the guy. Eventually he manages to kill it with a harpoon. Then they hear a message over the radio from Paris to say that basically everything there has gone tits up. The message says that everyone is blind and that this is their last message.
Next we see Howard and Susan driving through France. Didn't they hear the radio message? France is screwed. Eventually they run into a French woman who can still see. They drive to her chateau. The woman says she's currently taking care of about 40 blind people there. At dinner the French woman tries to convince Howard to stay and help her, but Howard is of the opinion that they should move on, leaving the blind behind so that those with sight stand a better chance of survival.
At the lighthouse the couple are busy dissecting the triffid that the guy killed. Although being marine biologists rather than botanists they're not entirely sure what they're doing. The couple then try and get some rest. Upon waking they discover the the triffid wasn't dead at all and has in fact bogged off outside somewhere. They decide to board up the windows and doors.
Back at the chateau a plane flies overhead and crashes nearby. Howard and the butler from the chateau go and investigate. They arrive at the crash scene to find a small plane with a dying pilot. The pilot says something about a rescue centre at a military base near Versailles and then expires. Howard and the butler guy find themselves surrounded by triffids. Howard manages to escape but the triffids have the butler guy for dinner. Howard later returns to the chateau to find a scene of drunkenness and debauchery. A group of sighted escaped convicts has broken in and are partying and having their wicked way with the blind women. Susan has managed to hide. She runs down the stairs and tells Howard what has happened. Howard manages to rescue the French woman chateau owner and the three of them escape in the convicts van. As they drive away we see the chateau overrun with triffids. They make their way to the base near Versailles but they find it destroyed. Howard says there's another naval base in Spain, so they decide to try and go there instead.
While driving through Spain they come across an ice cream van and decide to use that instead of the convicts van. Quite why they decide to do this I have no idea. They eventually reach a house belonging to a blind couple. The woman is about to give birth so they decide to stay and help. Howard manages to electrify the fence that surrounds the house, hoping that this will help keep the triffids away. It does a good job, but the numbers of triffids are so great that Howard is worried they'll eventually break through. Rather conveniently there's a tanker truck full of fuel in the grounds, so Howard uses it to torch all the triffids. At some point during all this the woman gives birth, to a baby. Howard and Susan figure out that the remaining triffids are attracted to the sound of the electric generator. Howard rather ridiculously lures the triffids away like the Pied Piper by using the the ice cream van. He tells Susan and his French bird to drive to the naval base and that he'll meet up with them there, which he indeed does and they're all successfully picked up by the rescue operation.
Back at the lighthouse they're still no further forward in determining how to kill the triffids. The triffids finally manage to break through the door. The couple are pushed back further and further up the stairs of the lighthouse until they're nearly at the top. In a last ditch attempt to fend off the triffids, the guy grabs a fire hose that's supplied by sea water. He sprays the triffids with sea water and would you believe it... sea water dissolves them. A voice over tells us that the simple solution of using sea water destroyed the triffids and that mankind survived. Hooray. The end.
Is it over now? Thank fuck for that. This is one of the most tedious films I've ever had the misfortune to sit through. How could they take the story of killer plants coming to earth on meteors and make it so mind numbingly boring. Literally NOTHING HAPPENS in this film, EVER. If this film were on a paint chart it would be magnolia. There's no tension, drama, excitement, fear, elation, sadness... just... nothing. This film has such a slow, meandering pace too. And I don't think it's because of the era in which it was made. I've seen sci-fi from this period that is much better paced, and able to trigger some sort of emotional response within the viewer too.
This film is of course based upon a book. Unfortunately I haven't read the book, so I'm unable to comment upon how good or bad it may be. But from what I'm led to believe this film doesn't adhere very closely to the story. If they weren't concerned with following the story that faithfully, maybe a bit more artistic license could've been used to add some of the excitement and tension that is so needed. I've only seen Howard Keel in two things; this and Dallas. But I don't think he's much of an actor to be honest. Having said that in this film he's way better than anyone else, with the exception of Susan. The girl who plays Susan does a pretty decent job. She reminded me of a slightly younger Jenny Agutter in The Railway Children. I suppose it's good that your two central characters are your strongest actors, but I just felt that the couple in the lighthouse weren't even trying. Their acting seemed a bit on the hammy side to me. Their scenes just felt a bit out of place with the rest of the film. And the woman's screaming seriously got on my tits.
There are no real special effects in this film to speak of, so there wasn't really anything for them to screw up. And to be honest it would be pretty hard to fuck up plants. In terms of the plot, there are two things for me that just don't make sense. The first is concerned with the number of people rendered blind by the meteor showers. It just doesn't make any sense that such a large percentage of the world's population would be blinded. We're told that everyone was blinded because they were watching the meteor showers. But surely there would be some who didn't. Surely some would be in bed asleep, or at least indoors and not looking up at the sky. And what about the side of the earth where it was daytime? They'd have had enough advanced warning to know that they had to stay indoors and not look up at the sky. Yes, there would be a percentage of the population who were blinded, but I don't think the scenario of civilisation as we know it grinding to a halt would happen. The other thing that makes no sense to me is the triffids being dissolved by salt water. The lighthouse is perched on a tiny island of rocks. Rocks which are presumably constantly battered by waves. How would the triffids have even managed to establish themselves there? And I would think if you're in a lighthouse surrounded by the sea, salt water is one of the first things you'd expose a triffid to. Why didn't they think to try that? It just makes no sense to me.
So the plot has huge holes in it and overall it's a rather dull film. I vaguely remember the 1981 BBC mini series of the same name, but sadly not well enough to comment on whether it was any good or not. Although on IMDb it scores 7.4 out of 10, so maybe that would be one worth watching if I can find it. There was also a 2009 mini series, but sadly again I haven't watched it. As for this particular film, it scores 6.1 out of 10 on IMDb. That seems a little high to me. Personally I'd rate it at around 4. I can't really recommend watching this, unless you're a huge Howard Keel fan, or you like your sci-fi with a huge dose of boredom. If you want plants eating meat action get yourself a Venus fly trap. It'll be far more entertaining than this.







